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I don't like it here. Australia sucks. I wanna live

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I made a little guy

found an abandoned unopened pepsi at work

took pepsi home, planned 2 drink pepsi on next shift

popped pepsi in fridge and clocked in

got meal deal on break, different drink, that’s ok, pepsi will wait (:

ended shift, forgot to pick up pepsi :(

pepsi alone in fridge, someone else’s to find

who knows where pepsi will end up

i miss u pepssi

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If you ever want to see your pepsi again meet me in the woods at dusk, come empty handed.

question are you out to ur grandparents (as gay or trans whatevr..)

yes but...😬

yes and they are fine with it ♥️

no and its never going to happen!!

no but i think theyd be okay about it

not technically but they certainly know somethings going on here

dead grandparents sorry

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and how old are they i guess cause i sometimes forget not everyones grandparents are old as hell. okay love you

Cat has a different way of using the screen mesh

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Melissa Auf der Maur, 1994

📷 Mitchell Gerber

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“ Salesforce Child
transport truck to heaven,
24x32" oil on canvas, 2023.
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Salesforce Child      
transport truck to heaven,
24x32" oil on canvas, 2023.

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my pixel art 2021 vs 2023 💙✨
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OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

Pov: you’re the last pringle

Things about boobs that everyone should know

Because I just keep finding out people don't know these things!

  1. Most boobs "sag."
  2. Actually, on that note: very very few people have the stereotypically perfect breasts that are round and perky and don't touch your ribcage/belly. Here is an entire gallery of non-sexualized, perfectly normal breasts. Here is another one, but in one image. There's an incredible range of size and shape!
  3. Also related: very few people fit those molded foam-cup bras. Because very few people have a boob that shape. "Then why are those kinds of bras everywhere??" Because they're cheap to make and they hide your nipples.
  4. Your "armpit fat" is probably not armpit fat. It is probably your tail of spence, and you have lymph nodes there. Some people have a bigger or smaller tail of spence, and it has very little to do with how fat you are or how big your boobs are. (Some bras can press on it or pinch it uncomfortably, like balconettes.)
  5. When you lie on your back, your boobs will go into your armpits. That is true of EVERYONE WITH BOOBS, with the exception of some implants. Boobs are squishy! This also means that like, lying on your side will cause them to flop over. If that's uncomfortable when you're trying to sleep, there is such a thing as "sleep bras."
  6. Lots of people's boobs get bigger and/or painful before their period starts. Some people gain an entire cup size every month.
  7. Whether or not you wear bras has no effect on "sagging." The one "study" on this that was written about everywhere extremely badly done. The one exception: If you do the kind of exercise that has you jumping around/jogging a lot, and you don't wear a supportive-enough bra, it's possible you can injure the cooper's ligaments. But also: that would hurt, a lot.
  8. Bras also have no effect on whether you get breast cancer.
  9. Everyone has one boob that's bigger than the other. It's just a matter of degree.
  10. The size of your boobs has nothing to do with whether or not you've had sex???? I'm stunned that there are people that believe this, but I've heard multiple people say they had relatives who absolutely believed this--refused to buy teenagers the correct size bra because "only sluts wear D-cups," or insisted a thirteen-year-old was "fast" because of breast growth during puberty...good lord.
  11. It's possible for AMAB people to breast-feed--they have the same mammary glands AFAB people do! Some hormonal issues can cause people (both AFAB and AMAB) who haven't given birth to lactate, but also there's a few cases where transgender women have been given the same hormones that AFAB people's bodies make during pregnancy/lactation, and voila! Breast milk!


(I very intentionally didn't go into bra sizing with this post, but yes, if you hate your bras, you are probably wearing the wrong size and/or style for you. That's a much more finicky topic though, so I'm just going to point out that the letter doesn't mean anything about boob size by itself, D isn't big, and Victoria's Secret's "fittings" are garbage. For more info, go to the subreddit for r/abrathatfits, or try their size calculator.)

because ive seen this in published fiction:

boobs do NOT swell with arousal the way a penis increases when erect. the nipples can tighten, harden, and become more sensitive, but it's still not a 1:1 erection situation.

boobs change size over the course of a menstrual cycle, not a single sexual encounter.

if a woman's boobs look bigger because she's horny, it's because she's adjusting her posture and her clothes to emphasize the amount of boob she already has.

that gallery is really neat! i love that they actually provide the peoples’ stories instead of just showing a bunch of faceless boobs

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Prairie Creek Redwood State Park, CA (Slick-Vic)